nothing-head:

dogsandpupsdaily:

- French Bulldog. Want more? Follow:http://dogsandpupsdaily.tumblr.com/

big-tunaa

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

(via depressed-procrastinator)

the-fault-in-our-rawrs:

tildawadin:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

In Sweden it’s called rock, scissors, bag. Explain that.

Well if it’s a PAPER BAG then same idea

(via depressed-procrastinator)

poetessinthepit:

My type of band
assdownloader:

you missed the rest
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. A novel written by me. (via yball)

(Source: princessariel2323, via depressed-procrastinator)

thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

(via w0nt-ever-grow-up)